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shadowlightA word from Mal on Celebrity Hype
July 26th, 2010
and don't get me started on John Blade, the 'Vampire Hunter', Mr. I-was-drawn-by-Gene-Colan, Mr. 'Wesley-Snipes-played-me-in-the-movie'; Mr. 'I'm not a vampire, I'm a 'daywalker'." He sucks blood, just like the rest of us. If it looks like a bat, and flaps like a bat, it just might be a vampire shapeshifted into a bat. Give a guy immunity to sunlight, and suddenly he thinks he's better than the rest of us. If you ask me, he's a traitor to his own kind, going around killing other vampires all the time.
I hear he's a cannibal, too. Most vampire hunters will corner a vampire in his coffin during the day and drive a wooden stake through his heart. That ratfink uses a straw. and all his hangers-on-- Drake, KIng, Kris Kristofferson or whoever-- just stand there, looking the other way, whistling a merry tune while he drains the poor bastard dry. No skin off their nose if another bloodsucker bites the dust. It happened to a guy a friend of my insurance agent used to know.
July 26th, 2010
and don't get me started on John Blade, the 'Vampire Hunter', Mr. I-was-drawn-by-Gene-Colan, Mr. 'Wesley-Snipes-played-me-in-the-movie'; Mr. 'I'm not a vampire, I'm a 'daywalker'." He sucks blood, just like the rest of us. If it looks like a bat, and flaps like a bat, it just might be a vampire shapeshifted into a bat. Give a guy immunity to sunlight, and suddenly he thinks he's better than the rest of us. If you ask me, he's a traitor to his own kind, going around killing other vampires all the time.
I hear he's a cannibal, too. Most vampire hunters will corner a vampire in his coffin during the day and drive a wooden stake through his heart. That ratfink uses a straw. and all his hangers-on-- Drake, KIng, Kris Kristofferson or whoever-- just stand there, looking the other way, whistling a merry tune while he drains the poor bastard dry. No skin off their nose if another bloodsucker bites the dust. It happened to a guy a friend of my insurance agent used to know.