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shadowlightMeanwhile, on Earth-8... (in honor of Sweetnfat's birthday tomorrow)
February 20th, 2010
Current Location:Metropolis, Kansas
Exterior. a sunny Late afternoon in Naoko Park. Five ninjas in traditional black garb are surrounding and menacing a small girl in a Girl Scout-like uniform, who bears a shoulder satchel filled with rectangular boxes.
Ninja 1: Look, girl, just hand over the Girl Scout Cookies, and we'll let you go.
Girl: ...but these aren't girl scout cookies. They're sailor scout cookies!
Ninja 1: Like I give a fig what brand they are. Cookies are cookies.
Girl (outstretched right hand, spreading fingers) Red... Star... Power !!!
Suddenly, the girl is an archetypal humanoid shape, floating in mid-air, surrounded in a corona of mottled multi-colored light. Background music: ooooOOMwhaOOM
Ninja 1: Aah!! Naked middleschooler! Avert your eyes!
Ninja 1: (to Ninja 2, staring in shock) ... Earl, so help me, if you don't avert your eyes, I'll freaking stab you.
The Girl poses dramatically, her transformation complete, she now wears a red, blue, and gold costume with a headband/tiara, a ruffled miniskirt, and a stylized 's' medallion.
Girl: Thieves of cookies promised to paying customers, beware, for I am Sailor Krypton, protected by the shattered planet Krypton, and in the name of its red sun, Rao, I will punish you!!
Ninja 3: Did you say, 'shattered planet'?
Girl: Yes, but I possess all the power and knowledge of its civilization at its height!
Ninja 3: cheerleaders for dead worlds don't impress me. C'mon, guys, we can still beat her!
Other Ninjas (brandishing nunchaku) : Yeah!
Girl: I warned you. Krypton...Phantom Zone...Exportation! (Her hands are extended towards them, inner wrists touching, palms spread, and a wide angle beam of strange light shines from between her hands. Everything it shines on is rendered in photographic negative, and as she sweeps it around and over each ninja, he fades away. )
Exterior (?) a negative universe of swirling nothingness. and five puzzled ninjas.
Ninja 2: uh, Carl, where are we?
Ninja 3: ... I don't know, Earl. I don't know.
February 20th, 2010
Current Location:Metropolis, Kansas
Exterior. a sunny Late afternoon in Naoko Park. Five ninjas in traditional black garb are surrounding and menacing a small girl in a Girl Scout-like uniform, who bears a shoulder satchel filled with rectangular boxes.
Ninja 1: Look, girl, just hand over the Girl Scout Cookies, and we'll let you go.
Girl: ...but these aren't girl scout cookies. They're sailor scout cookies!
Ninja 1: Like I give a fig what brand they are. Cookies are cookies.
Girl (outstretched right hand, spreading fingers) Red... Star... Power !!!
Suddenly, the girl is an archetypal humanoid shape, floating in mid-air, surrounded in a corona of mottled multi-colored light. Background music: ooooOOMwhaOOM
Ninja 1: Aah!! Naked middleschooler! Avert your eyes!
Ninja 1: (to Ninja 2, staring in shock) ... Earl, so help me, if you don't avert your eyes, I'll freaking stab you.
The Girl poses dramatically, her transformation complete, she now wears a red, blue, and gold costume with a headband/tiara, a ruffled miniskirt, and a stylized 's' medallion.
Girl: Thieves of cookies promised to paying customers, beware, for I am Sailor Krypton, protected by the shattered planet Krypton, and in the name of its red sun, Rao, I will punish you!!
Ninja 3: Did you say, 'shattered planet'?
Girl: Yes, but I possess all the power and knowledge of its civilization at its height!
Ninja 3: cheerleaders for dead worlds don't impress me. C'mon, guys, we can still beat her!
Other Ninjas (brandishing nunchaku) : Yeah!
Girl: I warned you. Krypton...Phantom Zone...Exportation! (Her hands are extended towards them, inner wrists touching, palms spread, and a wide angle beam of strange light shines from between her hands. Everything it shines on is rendered in photographic negative, and as she sweeps it around and over each ninja, he fades away. )
Exterior (?) a negative universe of swirling nothingness. and five puzzled ninjas.
Ninja 2: uh, Carl, where are we?
Ninja 3: ... I don't know, Earl. I don't know.