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Today on Facebook:
"As long as there is one homeless child in America, we don't have room for refugees" -posted by a woman who kicked her daughter out of her house last week.
"Family means no one is left behind or forgotten" - (sign on wall of home, seen in photograph)
posted by the relative that only invites me for anything if it involves a funeral or a Girl Scout fundraiser.
"Why is male promiscuity praised but female promiscuity considered shameful? Because a key that opens many locks is a Master Key, but a lock that many keys can open is a shitty lock.” – posted by the husband of the most prudish, literally-asexual person I know (a lovely person, though; don't get me wrong). I guess a lock no key can open must be the Queen of Locks.
“As for me and my household, we will proudly say Merry Christmas!”-post referencing the Old Testament, denouncing a practice adopted to show respect for non-Christian religions, posted on the first day of Hanukkah. (ok, actually, the day before)
And in general:
"Put Christ back into Christmas!"- 26,197 WASPs who don't give a f# about Christ the other 364 days of the year and would probably call the cops if a middle-eastern carpenter knocked on their door and asked to come in.
"Vote for me to Make America Great Again!"- says the racist, rapist egomaniac who regularly cheats his business partners, is famous chiefly for being rich, and who probably secretly believes he's the reincarnation of Alexander of Macedonia.
"As long as there is one homeless child in America, we don't have room for refugees" -posted by a woman who kicked her daughter out of her house last week.
"Family means no one is left behind or forgotten" - (sign on wall of home, seen in photograph)
posted by the relative that only invites me for anything if it involves a funeral or a Girl Scout fundraiser.
"Why is male promiscuity praised but female promiscuity considered shameful? Because a key that opens many locks is a Master Key, but a lock that many keys can open is a shitty lock.” – posted by the husband of the most prudish, literally-asexual person I know (a lovely person, though; don't get me wrong). I guess a lock no key can open must be the Queen of Locks.
“As for me and my household, we will proudly say Merry Christmas!”-post referencing the Old Testament, denouncing a practice adopted to show respect for non-Christian religions, posted on the first day of Hanukkah. (ok, actually, the day before)
And in general:
"Put Christ back into Christmas!"- 26,197 WASPs who don't give a f# about Christ the other 364 days of the year and would probably call the cops if a middle-eastern carpenter knocked on their door and asked to come in.
"Vote for me to Make America Great Again!"- says the racist, rapist egomaniac who regularly cheats his business partners, is famous chiefly for being rich, and who probably secretly believes he's the reincarnation of Alexander of Macedonia.