
Welcome to another episode of the 837 Club, here on the Christian Blogcasting Network. I'm your host, Mal Kavertson, and with me, as always, is Glory Meowwsen. (Glory: "hi, Mal!") Now, folks, as you can see out this window behind us, it is snowing here, and accumulating, _in Autumn_. This isn't a special effect or trick photography, it really is snowing, thousands of intricate, beautiful little crystals falling from the sky every minute; Lord be praised... However, the untimely early start of the season is a concern, because we all know what Scripture has to say about this. (Glory: "mr-hm. We certainly do, Mal.") Folks, it's a well-established fact that snowflakes are individually sculpted by trained artisan Snow Fairies. (embed here video clip from 'Jack Frost' Christmas Special, with subtitles saying "Documentary footage courtesy of Rankin-Bass") I don't think any intelligent person can conclude that a snowstorm like this, so soon after the Maine referendum on Same-Sex Marriage, is just a coincidence. We've known for years that the fae are close to the Gay community, socially as well as in rhyming dictionaries, and these hard-working spirits of the Icy North are clearly ~enraged~ at our society's turning away from traditional neighborhood values, like respecting others, and letting people decide for themselves who constitutes a family... and friends, this is just the beginning. If these early flurries aren't heeded, if we don't repent and turn away from this path of intolerance, well... we could easily be looking at months of ice-cold winds, rain that freezes into sheer black ice as it hits the ground, huge snowdrifts on roads and driveways, schools and businesses will have to close.
...and as the ice crystals fall on all of us, I'm pointing my finger at the gay-bashers, and the cross-wavers and the politicized religious and the redneck bigots and the bad tippers, and I say, "You allowed this to happen."